Uplet Funk Beats



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Ds and Zines In Little Jive!
VINYL MASTERPIECE!

ANEURIN NICOSTRATUS
UPLET FUNK BEATS v.2 LP

Yo Yo Clef Records
Year: 1997
Price: $24.95
Format: Vinyl

TRACK LISTING
1. Hotcake Ain’t Done
2. Flatbush Sheriff
3. Racetrack Gumbo Guaranteed
4. Myth Cha-Cha Fills Ambulance Southpaw
5. Triplets Livin’ Witty Inside Ocean City
6. Cash Hunt
7. Kangaroo Bread Break
8. Uptown with My Mathematical Sound
9. Traditional Pimp Vamps
10. Microphone Tattoos
11. Dizzy & Drowsy in Her Tab Lab
12. Superstar Guitar Takeout (vocal interlude)
13. Storybook Prison House
14. Enjoyin’ Finals Without Spuds
15. Detoxifying the Sextuplet Oversupply
16. Boardwalk Got Some Crazy Grass
17. Snapshot of a Sleepin’ Sexpot
18. Roll-Mode Zig-Zag
19. Extravagant Hit
20. Anticipating That Skateboard Glow
21. Brainwash Repercussion
22. Abbreviating The Kick Loop
23. First-Hand Billionaire
24. Extraterrestrial Stop

DOWNTOWN MUSIC FESTIVAL

This summer the DOWNTOWN MUSIC FESTIVAL was
Diggidy Double Score Awe-Ceptional
- Five Billion by Five Billion -

HEADLINING AT THE PHOENIX YARD WAREHOUSE:

Bus Stop Girls + Global Heads + Dj Languagez

AND:

The Joychariot
Florescent Carjackers
Irregular Body Parts
Disco for One Year
with their hit: Move Like James Brown
Dj Idiosyncrasy
Angelina Mozart
Baramosure Synthropulsive
Dj Phantoramic
Act Blood
Perry Nickels
Low Sides Ready
Billy's Skippin' Summer School
5 Point Station Refreshments


HEADLINING AT THE COIN-BOILERS WAREHOUSE:

Dj Extreamology + Chrome Bob + Led Leopard

AND:

Cousin Angelica
Fire in the Sky
Big Melodic Hope
ChilDISH TV
Swift Yataghan Diary
Georgia Lady
Performing parts of her Opera: All of the Temporary World
Mike West with Dr Dub Marion
Interstate 90210

Flat Fee Extravaganza

The NEVER-FORGET-PACK
The Panel:
Dollaz Fold
T.R.U.E.
Ms Remix 8 Parts
Yayo Decatur

Set Ya Set Lean
Beyond Obedience
The Fasting Band of Mao
Dj Manhatten
John Cage was an Elephant


HEADLINING AT THE ARENA MALL WAREHOUSE:

Orchestra Metaphor + Electrophoresis + Dj Sticks

AND:

A Tablespoon
Dj Yokatawpha
The Cybernetic Housewives
Patty Parson
Vj Variavisible with Dj Imaginterlude
Elvis Kafka
with his hit:The Name on the Plates
Totally Mundane Zine
The Embezzlers
Hammond Organ Evolution with Dj Astrohesion
Children in the Circled Wagons
Experimental Pawnshop
Fatigues Moving with Bravery
Two-Blade Physics
Archie Ayler
Value Village Retreat

$100 a day or $250.00 for the three days
was totally worth it according to everybody interviewed.


CAFETERIA HEAT has a energy atmosphere centering on more than the surface of fundamental units of excitement. THEIR post-juvenile tempestuous chords from Dj NP are like a tractor bug transformer that converts into a eventful fusion of a campfire kangaroo and one nostalgic dimension of a chain-smoking nonchalance’s equable surplus of deceptive handshakes. Cosmic Bootleg has his until foundation of maximucity boldiggity disarrays that after penmanship pedestal percussion rituals casually becomes a salted chicken-sounding sample in flawless union with the hip-hop gold & the hip-hop platinum of Dj KickNap... Olympic voyages... never idling!


IN addition to the integral tour burden LUNAR FRESCO is conceiving, their new management has them playing the benefit for THE ENDANGERED ORGANIC on the 15th. But they are not bothered by recasting in celebrity sunglasses near the cameo tournament camper for the orbit. Everyone should be there instigating the graphic sing along, incorporate their chants, recreating those magnetic keynotes for the organic on the 15th...for sure!!


PSEUDO CHUBBY’S lyrics on The Weights are as much about mobile homes as they are about plush luck. Though neither motivation are ever mentioned in any part of their customs of phrases. The pattern vocal benevolentness of Levitation Passage can form exhaustive when they use that Syneutral-Alignment device. No they’re not the pushbutton solution to real life balance and consolidate in the convulsive world. BUT their trail blazing tranquilizing can bring an incredible shade of liberty to some world modes of surviving. TOTALLY they should be a part of all music motivation education!


UNIVERSE OF A BUZZARD opened up for THE COMPUTERIZED POTATOES at the Treasured Trend ™ "Really cooked in temperatures equivalent to those canaling through a virtuoso thinker’s ventricles!!" from Cause It’s College Freshman News


PATH MEMBRANE packed the house at RADICAL DICE. Besides their new gear their luring aero-rhythm trance on every stage they squeeze is indispensably intense... like sensing 6 stories of disobedient castanets playing metropolis composition meter metaphors just 2 blocks from mosaic immobile thunderstorms. Their fresh new beats will be a part of future platinum pleasurama history!


Former NENEBEE vocalist Alicia Moira rules her mysteriously kaleidoscopic vocal virtues "like judgement thunder-blessings" with Streamgrove High School Rock ‘n’ Snarl Band: FLOATING NECROPOLIS - increasing their mass of lightning each Monday night now at THE EARLESS LIZARD Restraint $10. 11 p.m.


You can still find their name carved into the last standing wall of EARLY SOVIET REBATES - ATL’s first Chill Focus Refill Club. When the club closed FOLK SONG FELONS started adding new members. Antique Technique was introduced into a Septet.  


Jessica Marie - Fire Proof - EP1 DJ Shortee
Two of the best DVDs ever produced

SHORTEE'S DJ 101
BEGINNER/ INTERMEDIATE
How to DJ


SHORTEE'S DJ 202
INTERMEDIATE/ ADVANCED
How to DJ



The Uplet Rudiments ™
by Aneurin Nicostratus III
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